Things They'd NEVER Say

[Magic Missy]

Hey guys,

So I got this idea for a new game while reading a few -parody- fanfics over at ff.net. Anyway, the way it goes is you pick a scene from a movie (FernGully or non-FernGully) and change certain lines that would seem WAY OOC for that person/thing to say and make you think; that's something they'd NEVER really say! Lulz, it's just for fun. I'll start;

Zak: "Morning!"

Crysta: "What are you DOING?"

Zak: "Carving your name, see? C-R-Y-S -"

Crysta: "No, no, you mustn't do that! Here . . . can't you feel its pain?"

Zak: *laughs* It's PAIN?"

Crysta: "Yes!"

Zak: "Dude, I know you're a tree-hugging fairy and all, but SHEESH! Talk about a load of hippy mumbo-jumbo . . . "

^^^ Aw, that was mean, Zak. ^^^

Now YOU go! ;D

[FaPingMulan]

Lol! Nice one Missy! XD
But I have a question since you are the game starter is it a ferngully only things they'd never say game or a basic one in general? lol

[HeXXus]

She said it could be Ferngully or Non Ferngully movies, so go to it at your heart's content! <:


Hexxus: *crashing through the trees* 'COMING THROUUUGHH' *environment shifts, to happy puppies, rainbows, daisies, and Hexxus gets big animmuuuu eyes* ' To plant a million more trees and spread love and happiness! <3333333333333'

[FaPingMulan]

Oh okay lol.
Nice one Shauni XD
Zak: So what do fairies do anyway?
Crysta: Do?
Zak: Yeah you have jobs or anything?
Crysta: What-what's a job?
Zak: Aw come on I know you're a fairy and all but nobody is this stupid!

[Magic Missy]

Hehe, thanks Katie. =D Actually it is a FernGully AND non-FernGully game. I mentioned it in the perenthesis. So it's really up to you guys which scene(s) you are in the mood to quote from and change.

Hahaha, MAN that would make me LMBO if Hexxus went all lovey dovey for daisies! -gigglefit- Nice one, Shauni.

Lulz Katie - it's funny because fairies DO have jobs, in a way. They help things grow in the forest, and keep the delicate balance between forces of creation/destruction. I guess Crysta just didn't know there was a name for what she did . . .

Here's another;

Goanna: "Welcome to the food chain!" -swallows Zak-

Crysta: "You can't eat him . . . he's a HUMAN!"

Goanna: "Ughhh, what's a hoo-man?"

Batty: "Delicious and nutritious, tastes just like chicken."

Crysta: "Wait! He's my friend!"

Goanna: "Too bad, so sad for you, then. Because your friend is about to slide on down my throat and be digested. Sorry . . . "

[FaPingMulan]

Lol poor Zak was eaten by Goanna lol

[Magic Missy]

Lol I know, right? =(

Tony: "Why's a city kid come out here for a summer job?"

Ralph: "He doesn't take it seriously."

Tony: "I'll tell ya one thing - that kid don't belong in the woods." -swallows giant piece of cake-

Ralph: -whispers- "Neither do you, ya hog."

Tony: "What was that?"

Ralph: "Oh, nothin'. You been hearin' things, boss."

[FaPingMulan]

Lol! Good one Missy.

[Magic Missy]

Thanks!

Another;

Hexxus: "New orders, boys; we're going to FernGully. And I want you there by morning."

Tony: "By MORNING? I don't think we could do that."

Hexxus: "You're just going to have to work harder, then. Double shiftsssss. No breaksssss."

Tony: "No breaks!?"

Hexxus: "And make sure you've got plenty of . . . chinese food. After all, for those of you who are fans of my song, you MUST know by now how much I love egg chow mein!"

Feel free to add your own too, guys. Remember it could be from any movie at all. =3

[FaPingMulan]

Hahahaha! lol
Arthur: Merlin, thank god.
Merlin: Gwen says you're cooking.
Arthur: I need you to fetch me two dinners from the palace kitchens.
Merlin: So, you're not cooking?
Arthur: No. Gwen doesn't need to know that. As far as she's concerned, dinner will be prepared and cooked by me.
Merlin: Are you trying to impress her?
Arthur: Don't be ridiculous, Merlin!
Merlin: *sighs with relief* Oh good. Knowing you if you tried to cook you'd burn Gwen's house down and give her food poisoning!

[Magic Missy]

O.O I actually haven't seen whatever movie you're quoting from. Is it Merlin?

Here's one from Lion King, lol;

Simba: "Hey Uncle Scar, when I'm king, what'll that make you?"

Scar: "A monkey's uncle."

Simba: -rolls over and laughs- "You're so weird."

Scar: "You have NO idea."

Simba: -sits up and looks confused- "What's THAT supposed to mean?"

Scar: "Nothing, nothing. I'll tell you when you're a lion." -winks-

Simba: "Aw, man! Why does everyone always say that to me?" -pouts-

[FaPingMulan]

Yeah the new tv show anyway lol
Loved the lion king one poor simba lol
here's another one
Lumiere: Oh you look so-so
Beast: Stupid
Lumiere: Not quite the word I was looking for....*muttering* I was thinking more of along the lines retarded...
*Beast turns to face him growling and Lumiere runs off screaming*

[Magic Missy]

Oh, right! The one on syfy, yes? I've actually seen a few episodes.

Lol, I know, right? Now Simba has even MORE reasons to wanna grow up faster other than becoming king. x3

Hahahaha, that would be so funny if Lumiere said that to the Beast. I think he'd probably be one broken candlestick, lulz.

More;

Zazu: -stops singing- "Ugh, I would never have to do this with Mufasa."

Scar: "WHAT! What did you say?"

Zazu: "Eh, nothing."

Scar: "You know the law - never EVER say that name in my presence . . . I AM THE KING!"

Zazu: "Compared to what Simba would have become, might I say you've shaped up to be a pretty pathetic king, indeed."

Scar: "NEVER EVER SAY THAT NAME, EITHER! THAT'S A NEW LAW . . . starting now."

[FaPingMulan]

You've seen Merlin? Awesome!
Lol! Poor Scar is a bad king lol ;D
Here is one
Timon: [of the decimated Pride Rock] We're gonna fight your uncle... for this?
Adult Simba: Yes, Timon. This is my home.
Timon: Carnivores they never have good taste! Well Simba now that we've seen your home let me say it's complete garbage! If you want to kill yourself over this barren wasteland be my guest but I am going back to the jungle!