Ask Batty

[Nilla Joy]

Me: Very interesting question, I like that. Batty what do you think? Batty?

Batty: *eats potato chips*

Me: BATTY!!

Batty: *stuffed mouth* WHAT?!

Me: Batty are you eating potato chips?

Batty: *stares* Nooo....

Me: YOU ARE! I totally saw that! Those are Lays!

Batty: No they're not! They're potato chips see? *hands her one*

Me: Yes I know that but it say Lays.

Batty: *still eating* Yeah so?

Me: Batty, what kind of fruit bat ARE YOU?!

Batty: The kind that calls me Batty! AND I LOVE IT!

Me: Where did you get that stash?

Batty: What stash? I don't know no stash!

Me: Batty I can see it right behind you. *points at the giant stack of potato chips behind Batty*

Batty: Now who put those potato chips laying around here? Someone could steal them! *gobbles them all down*

Me: You might wanna save a tip for this Shauni. I don't think Batty will have time to answer questions before the end of the day is over.

Batty: Yeah I will. I---*stomach grumbles* Uh-oh! Belly ache! MAKE-WAY! *runs out and barfs on the nearest building*

Me: Should we still answer your question before Batty hacks another vomit somewhere? *looks at Shauni*

[HeXXus]

Hehe, yes. go ahead. This is getting amusing. x3

[Nilla Joy]

Me: Well before Batty finishes barfing, let me put it simple Shauni. If Batty did have his own talk show, he--

Batty: *comes in quickly* Is your name Batty?

Me:..........

Batty: WELL?

Me: Are you done puking?

Batty: YES!

Me: Then hurry up!

Batty: Okay! Ahem, dear Hexxus fan freak...

Me: Batty...this isn't one of those things were you can send them a letter. She's right there! *points*

Batty: Well excuse me miss oh-I-can-get-away-from-it-all!

Me: What?

Batty: *focuses back towards the questions* If I began my own talk show, I put ALL of my fans to guest star on my show.

Me: All of them?

Batty: Yes all of them! Did you think I---OHHH!

Me: Oh what?

Batty: You're afraid I'd leave you out!

Me: No I don't! I'm your number one fan remember? I'M the one that you and Leslie (Nilla) hook up together didn't I?

Batty: Point well taken.

Me: And what else?

Batty: What else what?

Me: Is there something you want to add from the rest of Shauni's questions?

Batty: Oh! To make it unique Shauni, I'd do it like the Ellen DeGeneres Show.

Me: You mean like dance around the audience, the table and send them away free prizes?

Batty: EXACTLY THE WAY BATTY GOES! Cause it's the Batty Koda Show!

[HeXXus]

Well, that sounds like it'd be a cool show! <: I'd watch it.

Batty, how come you've been puking so much this show? You got the stomach bug or something?

Also batty, besides yourself- who is your favorite character in the ferngully movies? Who did you get along with the best on and off set?

[Nilla Joy]

Me: You mind if I answer the puking question for you?

Batty: NO!

Me: Okay then. You dare me to?

Batty: Dare you? YOU WOULDN'T! O.O

Me: I would!

Batty: Why are you so evil?!

Me: Cause that's just the way I am!

Batty: You're a weird fan.

Me: Thanks! Shauni to put it simple, I think we're making Batty throw up so much that it's giving him a heart attack.

Batty: That's your best answer? A heart attack?

Me: Have you look at the recent questions she's ask you?

Batty: Errr....

Me: My point exactly! Do you wanna take it from here?

Batty: On what?

Me: The other questions Batty!

Batty: Ohhh. Well, that question is more easier than sticking your head in a jar.

Me: Your head in the what?

Batty: *pushes me outta the way* Excuse me. My dearest and most trusted friend is Crysta. She's been nice to me since we started working on the set of the first Ferngully movie and help me out with my lines She's the first little bug I've known that's kind to everyone. And she brings a lot of berries on the set too. Mmmmm berries!

Me: Batty, let's not lose our minds over food again. You might throw up.

Batty: No I won't!

Me: Yes you might and then I'll have to call in for back up because I am NOT cleaning up your mess!

Batty: That's brainwash to you!

Me: Batty stop saying stuff that doesn't make sense please and get back to the questions.

Batty: I'm not done yet! You're........uhhhhhhhhh.......ohh! Maybe I am done then.

Me: *focuses back to the question* So anyway, what your saying is on your answer, Crysta is the most trusted friend you can get along on with on and off the set?

Batty: Yes!

Me: What would you do if Nilla was in the future Ferngully movies?

Batty: NILLA?! Well I uhhh hehe

Me: Whoops! Looks like I made him blush people LOL!

[Suze]

Batty, I was wondering: How do the other fairies treat you? I know Crysta and Pips is pretty nice to you.

[Nilla Joy]

Batty: Half of the fairies were scare of me after my Batty Rap song. Crysta's dada is another nice person that's kind to me.

Me: Are you sure it just wasn't the way you were acting on your intro in the movie?

Batty: Why do you have to make a big deal outta everything?

Me: Must you ask? I'm here because I want to have fun and keep you company!

Batty: Not sure if I like that.

Me: What?

Batty: Nothing! ;D

Me: Well Suze, as far as these fairies come and go, I think just about all of them are nice to Batty cause if they weren't, Pips and Crysta wouldn't spend time to hang out with him.

Batty: She's got a point.

[HeXXus]

Hehe.

Hrmm. *thinks of another question*

Oh, hey Batty, how do you feel about Zak now-following the first Ferngully movie? I know you didn't like him at first because he was human, but since he helped you out...What's your opinion of him now?

[Nilla Joy]

Batty: Now-following? Do you ever read a dictionary before you ask these questions?

Me: Batty you didn't know what a dictionary was until you got close to humans!

Batty: AND I DENIED THAT!

Me: Okay to start it off Shauni, I'm gonna have to say that Batty is those kinds of guys you see in movies that doesn't know when to like people until the end when they used to them and let them grown on them.

Batty: EWW! I don't want humans growing on my batty body.

Me: It's not to be taken lightly Batty. When I said grown to you, I mean....uhh....oh man, how do I explain this? Could someone give me a hand and let him know what I'm talking about?