HEXXUS, WTF. WHY. WHY?!

[HeXXus]

(BEFORE I GO ANY FURTHER... I want to apologize to everybody for this post. I'm like, hyperactive apparently. And when I'm hyperactive, I should not be listening to toxic love. :B I wasn't sure if I could make a spam thread for crap like this, but it does have to do with the first movie 'cuz of Hexxus. If you want to move it though, be my guest.

just be warned this is a rather unintelligent post.)


ANYWAY. BACK ON TOPIC.

SRSLY.

WHAT'S WITH ALL THE SEXUAL STUFF HEXXUS. AND CURRY, WHY DID YOU MAKE THEM SOUND LIKE THAT. >.>

lofl, so he's horny and he thinks it feels nice to get hit. :B And those...noises he makes.

Oh, oh Hexxus. .-. You're lucky all your sexual implications went way over my head when I was a kid.

...FYI, IT'S A MACHINE. Dude, calm down. Take a cold shower- the machine is very lovely I'm certain, but good gravy Hexxus. And you have a soul? Whuuut?!

.__. I have never seen anybody flirt with an inanimate object so creepily and still manage to be so awesome at the same time . He WAS singing to the machine, right? I can't be the only one who goes ' lolol Hexxus R in love with the machine hur hur' every time I hear Toxic Love...At least I hope not.

If that's not what I'm supposed to take from the song Toxic love, I'd really love to hear another person's take on it. Honestly!


But goodness can he curve that spine of his * shotforlameinsidejoke*

lol I don't know whether to go 'that's like, kinky curry. Bravo' or' D: I'm scared now' the more I listen to the full Toxic love song.


AND HE'S NOT THE ONLY ONE AT FAULT HUR.

Batty's song gets pretty...xD dark. And stuff.

oh and that random lizard 'gonna eat somebody song'...._. is it JUST me and the nostalgia critic, or does that sound kinda sexual too? lol maybe my mind is just warped, idk.

There are other things in this movie too.

Haha, I'm not offended by them. I am highly amused, actually.

JUST THOUGHT I'D SHARE ALL THAT RANDOM SPAM. ;D

[Hexxus_Leveler]

I actually RP Hexxus as though he is in love with the leveler in roleplays because of the way he acts towards it in the movie and in the full version of the song. So no, you're not the only one. I think it's a big part of the character.

[HeXXus]

That is so fully awesome. You rock, sir.

[FaPingMulan]

Lol! You know the movie cuts a whole bunch more of his song out including Batty's hiding a lot of the stuff in them and you know honestly I always believed he was singing to the leveler lol. Though this was a random rant it was still hilarious none the less nice job lol and yes I agree with the nostalgic critic that Gonna's song sounds very wrong in it's whole big lipped alligator moment making me feel sorry for Zak even more lol